ADDUNIA TV HAS HARD-HITTING EVIDENCE THAT FC BARCELONA AND LIONEL MESSI ARE AIDING THE “TERRORISTS” IN SYRIA. This is a video clip taken last week from “Addunia TV” the semi-state run station owned by Bashar Al Assad’s first cousin Rami Makhlouf.
The station apparently discovered that as FC Barcelona superstar Lion Messi was scoring a goal in last year’s Champions League match, he was actually helping “terrorists” in Syria map out a route to smuggle in weapons to Syria to “foment dissent and sedition …etc” across the country.
Sadly, this is not the stupidest thing we have seen from Addunia and Syrian State TV. There’s also the accusation that Al Arabiya weather forecasts are messages sent to “terrorists” on when to strike and the evil and dangerous “Vitamin B-12” spray obtained from Amazon.com that is sprayed on protesters to make them “protest, bark like dogs and make them have a lack of appreciation for things”. There was also the accusation that all the protests in Syria are actually not in Syria and are instead Jordanians, Egyptians and Moroccans being paid $100 day to protest in fake cardboard cities in Qatar to protest and look like they are in Syria …
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